the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
You shouldn’t stay up til 1 am…. then again i was up until like i dont even know when!? I hope you fell asleep after this message & hopefully you’re having a good day friend!
I did sleep very well for once, i hope you were able to have a nice sleep!
You might have thought I would be able to remember my phone number seeing as I know pi up to 3.1415926535897932384626433
You would be wrong